Hey ya'll, Exile here anouncing my new comic 'Confusing Reality!'. I want to see how quickly I can produce comic strips that make no sense what so ever. 'That's easy exile!' I hear you say. Well I have something to say to all you who hought that... well... yeah it is really. But I have written up some rules and guidelines to make the comic stay the same all the time. Here they are...

Rule #1 - The more random the better. - Actually... that's not really a rule, more like a guideline, so… I guess that doesn’t count as the first rule. Cos it’s not really a rule… for fucks sake, you can see where this is going…

Rule #1 – All comics have to be produced in 10 minutes. Any comics which go over this time must be placed in the “Never to be seen!” folder and I must create another one until one is produced for that week. - There! That’s better, that’s actually a rule.

Rule #2 – The template from comic #1 – Communication breakdown, must be used for all comics and a similar character style must be used as well. – Makes sense really…

Rule #130 – Rules #3 through to #129 are never to be discussed ever again… EVER! – Seriously you don’t want to know

Rule #131 – I must produce a new comic every week and publish it before 11:59pm of the Friday that week. Also I cannot publish the comic until after 00:01am of the Friday that week. – Got to keep to a schedule

The Final Rule (So important I can’t give it a number )– I am not allowed to advertise this comic in any way, the comic has to get its own popularity. I am not allowed to aid the rise or fall of the comic popularity. – I’m really curious to see where this comic actually goes.

I hope you enjoy reading the comic as much as I enjoy making them. There is only one thing I ask of you, do not email or comment any suggestions for my next comic. I want to keep this comic purely in the grasp of my own wacky thoughts. Thanks alot for reading this and enjoy Confusing Reality!.

exile 2008